Apologies to Dasani.
People in my department have created cute little logo parodies out of their names for their Slack internal chat avatars, and I got inspired and came up with my own! I really only had to make a few new letterforms; the “M” and the “R,” and mess around a bit with the layout.
One of my coworkers used Subaru, another Dino Gas brand from the Pixar Cars movies. The third chose Topo Chico. So we have a bit of a weird trend of water and automobile brands going on.